Someone did a search for “Spray ‘N Wash blog” and found my website. This makes me want to cry.

Phil | July 27, 2008

It feels like a good time to do a list of “All Things Disjointed.” And what better way to follow up a Saturday night rant than by a random Sunday list?

I’m currently sitting on the couch typing this while watching Hook. I haven’t seen this movie in years, and I’m finding it very refreshing. I [...]

Four for Four

Phil | July 4, 2008

What better way to commemorate the Fourth of July than by doing a list of four things that may or may not be related to the holiday? Nothing, that’s what.

I’m adjusting pretty well to my new place, especially the part when I can cook all I want and use my kitchen properly. My humble abode [...]

Strike that, back in ten. (Or, All Things Monday.)

Phil | June 23, 2008

While I’ve been in Albuquerque, I’ve been sort of quasi-working on several new ideas I’ve been kicking around. Some stuff involves pictures and some stuff doesn’t, but due to the fact that I’m working on my poor iBook (which isn’t functioning as well as it used to), all that must wait. Hence, I give you: [...]

Out of my head - back in five.

Phil | June 19, 2008

This entry is total mind-spew. I’ve got a million thoughts whirring through my head and nothing cohesive in there. In the spirit of lists (I’m on such a roll with these puppies), here’s a list of things that I want off my mind. Hence, I’m chronicling them here so I don’t have to think about [...]

Miss Manners is NOT amused.

Phil | June 13, 2008

Albuquerque, as a whole, is full of awesome people. It’s funny, but being back home has really reopened my eyes to this place, and reminded me why I love it so much. It’s not perfect, however, and has its share of people who have asses for brains.
As Robert and I have made our way through [...]

List-List-Listerine

Phil | June 11, 2008

It’s list mania! Today’s installment is a list of things from the road, so to speak.

Today I got to break out my Bullshit Meter and polish and de-rust it. The one aspect of my trip I wasn’t looking forward to terribly much was the inevitable visit with my folks. Today was the first such visit, [...]

A list that defies cohesion

Phil | May 20, 2008

I”m currently on break. Which means that, while I don’t have to study at the moment, I have to figure out how to arrange everything so I can get back into another glorious semester of school. Because that’s all boring and uninteresting, here’s a list, in no particular order, of things currently taking up my [...]

Houston, I’m ready for take-off.

Phil | May 10, 2008

This entry is inspired by my roommate, who caught me walking out of the bathroom just now (I’m so glad I was wearing my robe) and in her fake happy conversationy way told me she wanted me to clean the bathroom. I almost said “Why? You cleaned it so well last week that it’s practically [...]

April Scrooge Day

Phil | April 1, 2008

A stunning night of revelations, post margaritas.

Tonight I had to fill out my time sheets that I didn’t realize were due last week. Hopefully they forgive me and still give me my money on time.

It turns out the girl who asked me to the eighth grade dance is not, in fact, as straight as she [...]

Cho ‘Ho-ing it up (and getting distracted AGAIN)

Phil | March 21, 2008

Because I got totally distracted thinking about how my partner was going to come to town, I completely forgot to add one item of distraction to my list yesterday. How appropriate.

Parents with little children distract me. Sometimes. As was the case last night at Costco. The craving for a Costco Hebrew National hot dog overcame [...]