All Things Phil, Extreme Makeover Edition

Phil | December 29, 2008

If you’re reading this, that means I’ve successfully managed to do a complete overhaul of this website without it curling up, catching a hacking cough, and then dying in a fit of shivers and painful screams.
Now that I’ve gotten that little introduction out of the way, welcome to the new and (somewhat) improved All Things [...]

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: What would Clint Eastwood do?

Phil | May 21, 2008

My friend Renee likes to write letters to life’s editors. I was inspired to write tonight, and writing letters seemed so perfect I had to steal her idea, only in the form of love letters.
The Good
Dear Togo’s,
You came into my life at the exact moment I needed you most. There I was, driving around, pangs [...]

Staying up on the news*

Phil | May 19, 2008

Sheldon and Dobson: ‘We Can Hear the Bells’
May 19, 2008
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Mere hours after the California Supreme Court determined 4-3 that the state’s ban on same-sex marriage was unconstitutional, a meeting was called to be held at a local San Francisco Chili’s between leaders of conservative watchdog groups. The meeting was to discuss [...]

Fictitious Fiction

Phil | April 22, 2008

After that doozy of a story from my previous entry, I needed a good follow-up. And what’s a better way to follow up something like that than by totally stealing someone else’s idea? The lovely Erin has a history of writing hilarious tales based entirely on Google searches. (”Google Fiction: Searches Incorporated into Brief and [...]