I bet they’re more fun when they’re drunk.

Phil | October 27, 2008

I didn’t consciously do this, but I’ve developed a secret code word for annihilating and/or relocating unwanted crickets from my home. It started thanks to the many numbers of crickets who consider my homestead a Beverly Hills mansion in their own little world of real estate. Every time I’d see one of the things, I’d [...]

An all-expenses paid vacation is in order right about now.

Phil | October 19, 2008

Make way for one doozy of a list. This one: “All things that may or may not be sucking the life out of me.”
1.) It’s almost Monday, and being the lousy blog-contest host that I am, I cannot yet announce the winners. Jana had a bunch of gigs in a row this weekend, and I [...]

And then they were all “See? If we allow the gays to marry, this guy’s going to want to marry his air purifier next!”

Phil | October 16, 2008

On Tuesday, thanks to all the pomp and circumstance (not the good kind, mind you) that comes along with intense wildfires, I decided it might not be a bad idea to go invest in an air purifier. I was a mere four miles or so from the fire, a safe enough distance away that I [...]

The Santa Ana Winds can kiss my ass.

Phil | October 13, 2008

Fires suck, big time. Oh sure, things close and I you get an afternoon off here and there, but breathing the smell of smoke is a drag (pun quite unintended), and heck, breathing the smoke itself is no bed of roses. Someone needs to break out the “Flames Be Gone” STAT. But seriously, LAFD has [...]

Bringing new meaning to the Can-Can

Phil | September 13, 2008

There’s one thing about my new place I’ve neglected to mention as of yet: my bathroom. While the rest of the place has taken time to get used to, the bathroom takes far less time to gain such familiarity. Upon my official move-in, I noticed that my toilet seemed to be fairly unstable. I learned [...]

In which IKEA whispers sweet nothings into Phil’s ear.

Phil | August 31, 2008

While sitting in the clinic office Friday afternoon, frantically typing on my iBook in order to get some serious work done, I chatted on and off with a few of the girls around me. “You know, I haven’t even bought my books this semester,” I said. “I need to, but with so much else in [...]

The Trip, the Trauma, and the Insectasoidal Drama

Phil | August 24, 2008

Saturday, I made my reluctant, yet still triumphant, return to Los Angeles. I kept note of everything that happened along the way, just for fun. Here’s how it plays out, in real time.
Prologue
Perhaps the reluctance to fully pack comes from the fact that I am not yet ready to say goodbye. Packing everything completely signals [...]

Mommy’s been a very naughty girl. She needs to sit in time out.

Phil | August 1, 2008

While catching up on some news this evening, I stumbled upon this great story from Bakersfield, a mere 100 miles from my little corner of Los Angeles.
Evidently, Mommy placed a little too much trust in little Johnny, who presumably decided to take matters into his own hands by getting his mother arrested for counterfeiting.
The news [...]

When Coasts Collide

Phil | July 5, 2008

This picture is about a month old, but since I took it right before I jumped on a plane and headed back to Albuquerque, I feel justified in its taking a while to surface and for me to post it.
It seems that the east coast and the west coast have churches that are in cahoots. [...]

Four for Four

Phil | July 4, 2008

What better way to commemorate the Fourth of July than by doing a list of four things that may or may not be related to the holiday? Nothing, that’s what.

I’m adjusting pretty well to my new place, especially the part when I can cook all I want and use my kitchen properly. My humble abode [...]